Expose your self within the lodge bar, reap the benefits of the maid, and produce your youngsters!
If you leave our hotel at the end of your vacation, you will run out of hope! Adultery is encouraged.
- COVID changed travel and tourism, including hotels and resorts, including the entire hospitality industry.
- How about a small exhibition in a hotel bar. Bring your children because adultery is fine. Perhaps this is only possible in China or was it lost in the translation?
- With the kind of year we’ve all had around the world, sometimes social media can bring an escape that we all need at the end of the day.
COVID has changed the hospitality industry. Who says social media isn’t really good for anything except for those who want to market themselves in some way, shape, or form?
Here goes …
A friend was recently in Beijing and received this brochure from the hotel. It is precious. She keeps it and reads it whenever she needs a good laugh. Apparently it was translated directly from Mandarin into English word for word.
Get there
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lakeshore. Pretty soon you will start to feel the pleasure of urinating. You will know that you are approaching the hotel as you are going around the bend. The manager will be waiting for you in the lobby. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.
The hotel
This is a family hotel so children are very welcome. Of course, we are always happy to accept adultery. In the evenings, highly qualified nurses are available to drop off your children. Guests are invited to conjugate and expose themselves to others in the bar. Please note, however, that women are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize board games so that no guest is ever left alone to play with themselves.
The restaurant
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and not exciting. At dinner our quartet will circle from table to table and deal with you.
Her room
Each room has excellent facilities for your private parts. Every room is heated in winter. Every room has a balcony overlooking outstanding profanity! You will not be disturbed by traffic noise as the road between the hotel and the lake is only used by pedestrians.
bed
Your bed was made according to local tradition. If you have any other ideas, please call the housekeeping. Please take advantage of it. She will be very happy to crush your shirts, blouses and underwear. When prompted, it pinches your pants too.
About everything
If you leave us at the end of your vacation, you will run out of hope. You will have a hard time forgetting.
So are you planning your trip to Beijing?
